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AFS Proudly announces Joe Miller as its first Ass Hat of the Week
By Proclamation and popular consensus Almost Free Speech happily announces that the recipient of the inaugural Ass Hat of the Week Award will be Alaskan Republican Senatorial candidate Joe Miller. For his many achievements in this election year he has deemed himself mote than worthy of this honor.I will be getting that suitable for framing certificate out to you in the mail today Joe, it will look great on the wall with your West Point Diploma that I paid for and you refuse to disclose information about, as well as the Yale Law degree you apparently slept through the classes for.By Proclamation:
- For your ever eloquent arguments that Social Security, Unemployment, and other federally mandated forms of entitlement being unconstitutional while you and your family partook and were recipients in these same programs.
- For furthering the backlogs facing the municipal court systems of Alaska by disputing a lawsuit to obtain you employment records with the Alaskan North Star Council where you by your own admission were discharged for impropriety. For your further suit against the North Star Council seeking monetary recompense for their release of public records concerning your tenure as council.
- For you furthering employment to the disadvantaged in Alaska by hiring an unlicensed security firm to breach the laws laid down in the First Amendment of the Constitution concerning freedom of the press and arresting a bonafide journalist for asking you "difficult questions" after you stated you would no longer answer personal questions.
- For your equating the United States immigration problem to that of communist Germany and advocating the same solutions that were effected by the Berlin Wall as a solution.
For all of these and every other reason not stated we are proud to name you. Joseph Wayne Miller Ass Hat of the Week for September 22 - 29, 2010.
Don' forget to vote today for next weeks Ass Hat award recipient.
More on the gift that keeps giving named Joe Miller from Rachael Maddow...
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Great Pick.
He will continue to remind you why he is an Ass Hat even after you pick a new one.
Wonkette has another freedom from speech moment featuring Joe Miller.
Wonkette Exclusive: Joe Miller Runs Screeching From Simple Question
"In a roomful of 50 people — most supporters and well wishers — Miller was asked to identify his service-connected disability and his official “percentage disabled.” Panic swept over Miller’s sweaty face.
Looking away from your correspondent, Miller yelped to no one in particular, “We’ve gotta go!” He then pointed to his wife and said, “Let’s move!”
There is a typo- AFS POUDLY-
Excellent Award. It will make Joe's day to open that.
But actually DropZone opens all his mail and can they even read?
Thanks for pointing out the typo on the header line... The one place spell check doesn't work of course.
And the Wonkette article is great I saw it first at Immoral Minority and thought it well shows Hobo Joes' character
Thanks for the comments folks.